LMFAO: Rihanna Claps Back At Charlie Sheen Blast!

So we wake up this morning to some good old.. old shade thrown across the Twittersphere, between Rihanna and actor Charlie Sheen.

Well apparently, while out celebrating his girl's birthday, Charlie got word that Rihanna was in the same restaurant. Being as his girl was a big fan, Charlie then sent over a request to Rih's table for them to meet but got word back that Rihanna declined and asked to reschedule.

Feeling some type of way, Charlie then logged onto his Twitter account to vent his frustrations, and of course, throw some good old shade.

He writes,

so,
I took my gal out to dinner
last night with her best
friends for her Bday.
we heard Rihanna was present as well.
I sent a request over to her table to introduce my fiancé
Scotty to her, as she is a
huge fan.

(personally I couldn’t pick her out of a line-up at gunpoint)
well, the word we received back was that there were too
many paps outside and it just wasn’t possible at this time.
At this time? AT THIS TIME??
lemme guess, we’re to reschedule another random
11 million to 1 encounter
with her some other night…?

no biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and
“please kill me now”
that I’d never get back.

My Gal, however,
was NOT OK with it.
Nice impression you
left behind, Bday or not.
Sorry we’re not KOOL enough
to warrant a blessing from
the Princess.
(or in this case
the Village idiot)

you see THIS is the reason
that I ALWAYS take the time.
THIS is why I’m in this thing
31 awesome years.
Good will and
common courtesy, carefully
established over time to exist radically in concert
with a code of gratitude!

I guess “Talk That Talk”
was just a big ol lie from
a big ol liar.

oh and Riahnna,
Halloween isn’t for a while.
but good on you for testing out your costume in public.
it’s close; a more muted pink might be the answer,
as in:
none.

See ya on the way down,
(we always do)
and actually,
it was a pleasure NOT
meeting you.
clearly we have NOTHING
in common when it comes
to respect for those who’ve
gone before you.
I’m guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds
to situate that bad wig
before you left the restaurant.

Here’s a tip from a real vet
of this terrain;
If ya don’t wanna get bothered
DONT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!
and if this “Prison of Fame”
is soooooooo unnerving and
difficult, then QUIT, junior!
c
#Hamateur

Well, damn Charlie. Feeling really bitter aren't we?

Not one to bow out, Rihanna took to her own account to clap back.

Goooorrrrrrlllllll......
— Rihanna (@rihanna) May 22, 2014

If that old queen don't get ha diapers out of a bunch...
— Rihanna (@rihanna) May 22, 2014

@itsallDonn dat nigga recognized me in a wig bruh!!! Haa
— Rihanna (@rihanna) May 22, 2014

LMFAO! Even though Charlie has his truths, as a "vet" he should know better. Leaving the real issue to throw shade at her wig just shows how really pressed he was. Poor thing. Wasn't #Winning that night huh!? LOL!

(Image: Twitter/rihanna)